10. Christina Aguilera - Wow. Really? Isn't she, like, kinda gross? 9. Malin Akerman - Hello! Who are you? Cool name, too - "Malin Akerman" sounds like the name of a James Bond villain. 8. Angelina Jolie - We're not surprised she made the list, nor are we not surprised she wasn't ranked higher - running around the world adopting kids instead of acting all insane like she used to do diminishes your sexiness. 7. Olivia Wilde - New blood. Striking! Kind of cat-like. Christopher Nolan, take note when you get around to putting Selina Kyle in one of your Batman movies. 6. Sienna Miller - Sienna's almost as much a head-scratcher as Paris Hilton. Why the hell is she famous? Because she sleeps with (and breaks up with) famous guys and is often photographed naked? I guess we just answered our own question. 5. Katharine McPhee - Sure. Why not? 4. Eva Longoria - 10 bucks says if Desperate Housewives wasn't such a popular show, Eva wouldn't even be in the top 100.